Welcome to Deke's Wonderful World of Weirdness! Ever wonder what Deke collects? What sparks his interest? For a fascinating and frightening glimpse of what makes Deke tick, we offer up here some of his "private stash" for you to enjoy. Enter at your own risk! Deke has spent nearly twenty years on the road, and along the way he's stopped at practically every junk store, garage sale, thrift shop, antique mall, and overflowing trash bin in the United States. Scrounging for records in Council Bluffs, Iowa, buying guitars off flatbed trucks in Jackson, Mississippi, or stumbling across cans of Treniers-brand "Poontang" at an abandoned whorehouse in Butte, Montana... Deke has found some pretty crazy stuff along the way. Gospel Midgets and Other Little People of Music Little Robert Lowell Mason, the singing midget. Lowell is still alive and singing in Carthage, Missouri! Not really a midget, but a funny picture nonetheless. Seems only fair here to include a photo of Robert Wadlow, the world's tallest man, slapping a little bass.